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No Landlines, No Plans, Just Smartphones and Good Friends

by Stem Champ

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1.
To The Front 05:15
I’ve been sitting and i’ve been watching these rock and roll boys act like they rule the whole world Well i’ve got something to say to them Yeah, i’ve got something to say And i’m gonna start saying it today When live music comes back again, if any more of you crazy fuckers try to mess with me at the show I’m not backing down this time around I’m gonna speak the only language you know Your anger in the name of punk rock is violence and you threw the first stone White boys to the back I wanna see all my siblings to the front You’ve had your time aplenty Stole Black art for many, many decades The money you make ain’t yours to keep and i’m telling you kindly, it is time to pay up We’ve birthed the blues, punk rock, jazz, hip-hop, RnB and country And we’re the only reason you’ve got anything resembling a soul - so it’s time to pay up Your temples of modern music are violent And if you don’t see us at the show it’s not cause we don’t want to be there, it’s cause it’s not fucking safe I’ve perfected the fine art of rolling my eyes, but no gives a shit ‘til i’m kicked to the ground with tears in my eyes I just wanna see my favourite bands So i’ll say it once I’ll say it two times I’ll say it three more times ‘Til you can look me in the eyes as you make your way to the back of the room ‘Cause this space isn’t just for you White boys to the back I wanna see all my siblings to the front
2.
I’m tweeting in the third person today To muster up the courage to ask my loneliness to go away Weeks, months, years, whatever I’ve been training for this forever But this is not what I expected 23 to be I got a three week long cold snap for my birthday But i faced the cold because I knew it would go away In days, weeks months, whatever Winter doesn’t last forever But this is not what I expected my summer break to be Oh I’ve been sitting in my feelings And cooking up a gender stew I need you to know that I’m not doing this for you I am not gonna be the person you want me to be Not this minute, not this hour, not this day or any day Cause I’m growing into somebody I think I could love forever And I’m not just saying that because of the weather So I’ll be tweeting in the third person today To muster up the courage to ask my loneliness to go away
3.
No Winters 02:34
I’ve been searching for a city with no winters And I’ll spend the rest of my life Searching for a place Where the leaves cling onto their branches a little stronger than they should Letting go is too easy, when you got a good thing don’t let it go easy Everybody’s nervous habits are becoming habits of my own I’m the amalgamation of our nervous wreck I post too much and get queasy and delete the part of my brain that exists on the world wide web Now I’d hate to be a dramatic teen but I think that I’d feel more at home in my silly body With it covered in art But every time I save up enough money I blow all my money on beer that makes me fart Letting go is too easy, when you got a good thing don’t let it go easy I’ve been searching for a city with no winters And I’ll spend the rest of my life Searching for a place Where my friends love as deeply as they do here
4.
Futures 02:36
I’m gonna stay at home and never talk to anyone I’m gonna cancel my future and invest in haute couture at the goodwill I’ve left my neighbourhood twice this month But I think that’s enough, yeah I think that’s enough I’m waiting for phone calls that never come through I didn’t forget you I hope you didn’t forget me too I’ve been listening to futures and thinking about my future In the same way I did when I was seventeen I’ve got so much on my plate and it makes me feel so great I just wish I didn’t have to wait but my future’s running late I’ve been eating so much sushi and dropping it on my plate Because my chopstick technique is not that great I’ve been saying yes to everything But my self doubt has finally caught up to me this time around So I’m gonna stay at home and never talk to anyone I’m gonna cancel my future and invest in haute couture at the goodwill I’ve left my neighbourhood twice this month But I think that’s enough, yeah I think that’s enough I’m waiting for phone calls that never come through I didn’t forget you I hope you didn’t forget me too
5.
I’d like to fake a smile today And I’d like for no one to stand in my way If the sky can be this blue why can’t I too? I’m 40 hours away from unemployment day And i’m not quite sure of what i’m gonna do Maybe i’ll move back into my old room Or Maybe i’ll stay here forever And watch my loans grow just like i’ve watched my brother I’m oh so far away and I remember being 10 like it was yesterday Well maybe happiness isn’t for me I’m too tired to do all the things i gotta do to be who i wanna be And in my heart i am still seventeen And throwing myself at all the wrong people for attention and affection Well i guess this is just life in your twenties You blink and 2 days later you turn 24 And you find yourself asking silly questions like What's my age again? And what am I gonna do when BC catches on fire again? My escape plan is a hurry up and wait plan And I’m not quite sure how much more of this my fragile lungs can take Yeah, I’m not quite sure how much more of this my fragile lungs can take So I guess I’ll just fake a smile today and I’ll kindly ask for you to not stand in my way If the sky can be this blue why can’t I too?
6.
If you’re scared of people who don’t look like you maybe you should just stay home I spent half a year stifling tears when my favourite songs came on But the tears were coming for all the wrong reasons God forbid I want to see my favourite band play too God forbid I stand right next to you Look - I won’t stop yelling this until I can walk into an overpriced shoe store in my hometown and not be followed around And I swear to god if even one more person dares to think that i might be trying to steal my own bike I’ll pull out a pair of bolt cutters and just yell “SIKE” And ride away into my neighbourhood and hope that no one thinks that I am up to no good So If you’re scared of people who don’t look like you maybe you should just stay home
7.
Adelaide 03:43
When the world catches on fire for the last time I hope I’m living large in Adelaide I hope I’m swimming in the ocean I hope I’m comforted by the heartache of every moment I’ll never live and every person I’ll never meet We’re settling into the static now Don’t talk too loudly, don’t make a sound I went out eyes closed, hoping for change Not at all expecting that things would mostly stay the same We laughed in our commercial-free worlds Soaking up that IRL entertainment A table for two, a party for one So when the world catches on fire for the last time I hope I’m living large in Adelaide I hope I’m swimming in the ocean I hope I’m comforted by the heartache of every moment I’ll never live and every person I’ll never meet I’m putting all my money into tiny houses The warriors need to get paid Things cannot stay the same Fill my cup Drink it up if you dare I’m yelling at the door I’m yelling at the floor We cannot stay in this house forever So when the world catches on fire for the last time I hope I’m living large in Adelaide I hope I’m swimming in the ocean I hope i’m comforted by the heartache of every moment I’ll never live and every person I’ll never meet
8.
I used to be so scared of feeling seen I lived in the shell of a hollow teen I filled my notebooks full of regrets and words that went unsaid Now I bike through the same paths i did back then When all I ever wanted was to be a good friend And now I’ve got everything I ever wanted But I can’t erase the fear of belonging Because I’ve taught myself everything i know And it’s gotten me this far But I’m still scared of feeling seen As the shell of the person i used to be And I still fill my notebooks full of regrets and words i wish i had said and I bike through the same paths i did back then When all I ever wanted was to be a good friend And now I’ve got everything I ever wanted But I can’t erase the fear of belonging
9.
Dust Bunnies 02:30
Sitting in my apartment again The daily commute from bed to couch and back again is getting old Oh god, I am getting old It’s oh so cold and my body heat isn’t keeping me warm enough I haven’t felt the touch another since I got my flu shot sometime in October And my dust bunnies are the only friends I see in the same room as me But I swear I’m fine, I’m doing alright It’s just a little more time Until the summer sun comes back again and I can sit in the warm grass with all my friends And we can skate all night until the sun comes back up again And take in every cotton candy sunset like it might be the last

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I’m learning that it really is ok to be a Millenial x GenZ cusp - after all, I’ve got all I need and nothing more - No Landlines, No Plans, Just Smartphones and Good Friends.

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released March 5, 2021

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Stem Champ

Stem Champ playfully captures the joys of a summer night spent biking around with pals, tender late night conversations, and falling in love with the person you’re becoming.

These days Stem Champ (live) plays as a 4-piece making music somewhere in the lane of emo-tinged indie-rock.
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